© accioloki
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    One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most beautiful pair of socks and I thought, “I just have to buy this”. So when I did, and I was at the counter, the cashier told me, “You can get another pair of socks for a half off since we’re having a special sale.” So I did, I went and got another pair of socks and then they told me, this time, that if I buy another pair of socks, I’ll get another pair of socks for free…And so I bought another socks to get another pair of socks for free and they told me again that if I buy another pair of socks, this time, they’ll let me have two pairs of socks for free. And I did. So by the end of the day, I had bought about 7 pairs of socks and no new suits or shirts. And I thought to myself, “This is my life now. Spending money on socks.
— Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine  (via rosenlaui)
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My dear,

Find what you love and let it kill you.
Let it drain you of your all. Let it cling onto your back and weigh you down into eventual nothingness.
Let it kill you and let it devour your remains.
For all things will kill you, both slowly and fastly, but it’s much better to be killed by a lover.


— Charles Bukowski  (via thisproximity)
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assckles:

*Nina’s “I can’t believe I have this many followers” Giveaway!*

Here’s a giveaway for recently hitting a crazy amount of followers I didn’t even know could ~want to follow me. I’m like annoying 58% of the time and this is my way of thanking you all for putting up with me! 

So the prize is obviously this awesome supernatural season 1-7 DVD boxset. I’ll ship the prize anywhere around the world, as long as you’re conformable with giving me your information. Depending on if anyone cares for this, I’ll make an update on when the giveaway will end. For now, let’s say June, 1st. 

Some rules to enter:

  • reblog this post (as many times as you wish), each reblog is 1 entry.
  • you don’t have to be following me but I’m like extremely amazing your loss tbh
  • have your askbox open, let’s be real i need to contact you bro

How to increase your chances of winning! Do one or both of the following and I’ll enter your name 10x in the raffle:

  • Follow me, (but if you unfollow me right away you’re out bro)
  • I’ve recently started a fundraiser for my nephew, if you’d like to donate (anonymous or not) leave your tumblr username in the comments part.
  • reblog this post and SUBMIT the link of your reblog to me

questions/comments: my ask is always open.

I also have a merlin giveaway if you’re interested :)

THANK YOU!!

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Why aren’t more people freaking out about the new Venezuelan labor law?

dancepunksnotdead:

You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?

It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.

http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift

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smilefranki:

dalekslovetoeatpeanutbutter:

aro-rusco:

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It’s astounding

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Time is fleeting

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Madness takes its toll

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But listen closely

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Not for very much longer

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I’ve got to keep control

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I remember

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Doing the Time Warp

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Drinking those moments when

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The blackness would hit me

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And the void would be calling

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Let’s do the time warp again

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Let’s do the time warp again

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It’s just a jump to the left

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And then a step to the riiight

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With your hands on your hips

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You bring your knees in tiiight

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But it’s the pelvic thrust

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That really drives you insaaane

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Let’s do the time warp again

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Let’s do the time warp again

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It’s so dreamy

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Oh fantasy free me

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So you can’t see me

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No not at all

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In another dimension

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With voyeuristic intention

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Well-secluded, I see all

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With a bit of a mind flip

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You’re into the time slip

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And nothing can ever be the same

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You’re spaced out on sensation

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Like you’re under sedation

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Let’s do the time warp again

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Let’s do the time warp again

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Well, I was walking down the street

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Just having a think

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When a snake of a guy

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Gave me an evil wink

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Well it shook me up

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It took me by surprise

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He had a pick-up truck

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And the devil’s eyes

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He stared at me

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And I felt a change

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Time meant nothing

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Never would again

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Let’s do the time warp again

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Let’s do the time warp again

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It’s just a jump to the left

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And then a step to the riiight

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With your hands on your hips

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You bring your knees in tiiight

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But it’s the pelvic thrust

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That really drives you insaaane

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Let’s do the time warp again

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Let’s do the time warp again

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~** inspired by **~

~** daftwithoneshoe **~

I’m done, found the best post on the internet 

Where was this during Halloween?!

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no-shit-benedict:

I really need to follow some more blogs. Reblog if you post the following:

  • Supernatural
  • Doctor Who
  • Sherlock
  • Hannibal 
  • Lord of the Rings
  • The Hobbit
  • The Hunger Games 
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graham: if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
on ireland performance: good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
graham on montenegro: the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
montenegro: we have to be brief, don’t we?
graham: yes
graham: i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
petra: we're half through voting now
graham: oh that's depressing
estonia: shows up
graham: is he standing outside a prison?
albania: petra you look gorgeous tonight!
graham: better than you
albanian guy: (singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
graham: you should leave
eric: i'll help you to the bathroom
graham: don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
germany: we're having so much fun!!!1!
graham: speak for yourself
dude: breathes
graham: oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
petra: azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
graham: god, please, no
denmark: winning
graham: busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
voting after denmark has won: proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
graham: can someone please tell her she can't win now
graham: oh flowers now, marvellous
graham: my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice
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himaryua:

theres some deep sexual tension between this man and his shadow in a box image